Sponge BoB Assist’s BP in Oil Cleanup.

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Celebrities are now pitching in with the Gulf Oil cleanup. Today reporters found Bikini Bottom celebrity Sponge Bob Square Pant’s doing his part in the cleanup efforts. Mr. Square Pant’s believes he can have this mess cleaned up in a Jiffy.  

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The Accident

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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip , I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t
get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. I was coming home from W al-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator
instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I
love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX

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P.S.  Your girlfriend called.


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