GetaJoke.com http://getajoke.com Jokes, Pranks, Gags and Hot Babes. Good Idea? Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:13:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Sponge BoB Assist’s BP in Oil Cleanup. http://getajoke.com/dumb-videos/sponge-bob-oil-cleanup/ http://getajoke.com/dumb-videos/sponge-bob-oil-cleanup/#comments Fri, 25 Jun 2010 18:56:29 +0000 Mr. Stupid http://getajoke.com/?p=223 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Celebrities are now pitching in with the Gulf Oil cleanup. Today reporters found Bikini Bottom celebrity Sponge Bob Square Pant’s doing his part in the cleanup efforts. Mr. Square Pant’s believes he can have this mess cleaned up in a Jiffy.  

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]]> http://getajoke.com/dumb-videos/freckles/feed/ 0 The Accident http://getajoke.com/dumb-videos/the-accident/ http://getajoke.com/dumb-videos/the-accident/#comments Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:14:13 +0000 Mr. Stupid http://getajoke.com/?p=216 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip , I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. I was coming home from W al-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX

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P.S.  Your girlfriend called.


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Husband Down A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife ?. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies.’ Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband. ‘Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife. Her husband retorts: ‘ So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price. ‘ On the PA system:  ‘Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.’

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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, “Hi Grandma, you’re looking good! How are they treating you?”

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, “Now the F***rs won’t let me fart.”

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